Humour of the Week..

I had gone through the most heaviest and craziest week last week.. Overloaded work with overreacted people.. Wohh! That was scary enough to make my nerve breakdown.. (+___+)

BUT

One of my colleague (who is my super most understanding friend ever!) sent me an email which really make me burst into laughter.. HAHAHA.. =))) --- Thank to her..

Lets start..

Husband texts to wife on cell, "Hi, what are you doing Darling?"
Wife: I'm dying
Husband jumps with joy but types, "Sweetheart, how can i live without you?"
Wife: You idiot! I'm dying my hair!
Husband muttered, "Bloody English Language!"

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An angry wife to her husband on phone: "Where the hell are you?"
Husband: Darling, you remember that jewellery shop where you saw the diamond necklace and totally fell in love with it, and i didnt have money that time, and i said, "Baby, it'll be yours one day.."?
Wife (with a smile and blushing): Yeah, i remember that my love!
Husband: I am in the pub just next to that shop.
Wife slapped phone.

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An airline introduced a special package for businessmen.
Buy Your Ticket Get Your Wife's Ticket Free.
After great success, the company sent letters to all the wives asking how was the trip.
All of them gave the same reply, "Which Trip?"

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Husband was seriously ill

Doc to wife: Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant and in good mood, dont discuss your problems, no TV, dont demand new clothes and gold jewels. Do this for one year and he will be OK.

On the way home...

Husband: What did the doc say?
Wife: No chance for you to survive.

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New SIM to surprise her husband
Woman buys a new SIM Card and puts it in her phone and decides to surprise her husband who is seated on the couch in the living room.

She goes to the kitchen, calls her husband with the new number. "Hello Darling"

The husband responds in a low tone: "Let me call you back"

Later the husband called back the number, "Ok honey, the dumb lady is in the kitchen"

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Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, i look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful i am for you?
Darling: Yes, i see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can be greater than this one?".

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Wife: Honey, what are you looking for?
Husband: Nothins
Wife: Why have you been reading our marriage certificate for an hour!
Husband: I was just looking for the expiry date.

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Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means... Without Information Fighting Everytime!
Wife says: No darling, it means With Idiot For Ever.


* Hahaha.. That's all for now, shall continue next time.. :-)))